COMMUNITY You're a burglar but...

[Black_Samson]

Take the blade off the lawnmower…

Take their 13mm and 10mm sockets and wrenches…



i dunno man you done put me on the spot and now I’m gun shy!

 

[John Shippuden]

Take the blade off the lawnmower…

Take their 13mm and 10mm sockets and wrenches…



i dunno man you done put me on the spot and now I’m gun shy!

Lmao take your time king

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Wallet and keys
But definitely wallet if I’m a steal I need to be compensated somehow lol

 

[loud-ninja]

Steal all of the left socks.

Steal only your forks and knives.

Steal your shoe strings from all your shoes.

Steal the rings from your key ring so now you just have loose keys.

 

[John Shippuden]

Steal all of the left socks.

Steal only your forks and knives.

Steal your shoe strings from all your shoes.

Steal the rings from your key ring so now you just have loose keys.

Nigga stealing from himself lmao

 

[The question]

Dryer sheets

 

[Inori]

router/modem

 

[John Shippuden]

Going to also steal one of each pair of shoes

 

[konceptjones]

Take the blade off the lawnmower…

Take their 13mm and 10mm sockets and wrenches…



i dunno man you done put me on the spot and now I’m gun shy!

don't forget the 7mm too.

 

[Inori]

taking all the lightbulbs from every fixture in the house

 

[Chi-Town B]

taking all the lightbulbs from every fixture in the house

Just diabolical

 

[Freeman]

Unscrew and remove all the water taps.

 

[Inori]

Shower head(s) gone.. lol

 

[Lou Cypher]

All the copper

 

[Old Man Cain]

Taking all the spoons. Fuck nigga want be able to eat soup or cereal!! Fire alarm batteries getting ganked too and last but not least that Wi-Fi router leaving with me b

 

[Rubato]

Steal all of the left socks.

Steal only your forks and knives.

Steal your shoe strings from all your shoes.

Steal the rings from your key ring so now you just have loose keys.

Yall got left and right socks?

 

[Rubato]

Wallet and keys
But definitely wallet if I’m a steal I need to be compensated somehow lol

Nigga named the literal most commonly stolen items…

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Nigga named the literal most commonly stolen items…

What’s the point of burglary lmao

 

[Rubato]

What’s the point of burglary lmao

Read the thread topic again

 

[loud-ninja]

Yall got left and right socks?

I didn't really think that one through. But it sounds very elitist. I'm gonna find me some