The ABW DATING GAME

SamuelLJackass said:
Welcome to today's ep of ABW's The Dating Game

The Heart The Contestants Are Trying To Win Today is @Race Jones


Question 1

How Would You Describe Yourself?



Poster 1


I'm versatile. I can hug my mama and big mama/Madea and bring flowers to the both of them and sit with them on the 9th pew of the church on 1st Sunday and fellowship. I can shoot pool with my pops and shoot dice wit the low-lifes on Saturday nights, I can read to 1st graders at the Black Youth Center and teach/show them how beautiful it is to be black. I can also cook up a nice meal that make you want put a patent on the shit, have yo stomach poking out and shit. I can change a tire, I guess I'm trying to say, I'm an all-around ass nigga in this life. I have a big heart, I love to joke/clown around. I respect the elderly, I open doors for women. I mean shit, I'll describe myself as a fly ass dude. My mama may say I aint shit, and full of shit, but others will say, man that dude right there, see him, he a special kinda human being in this life, I wanna be like him when I grow up Lol. 2044 I aspire to be the President Lol



Poster 2


I think I'm pretty adaptable to others personalities and have been told I'm easy to vent to. I calm majority of the time and try to remain cool headed regardless of the situation. I'm quiet by nature but, I have no problem opening up to people to and trying to mke them feel comfortable. I care a lot about others and their feelings and anyone that knows me knows I have their back.



Poster 3


A young sith lord powerful in the ways of the darkside, I'm on the financial rebound at the moment thanks to a panamanian with dreads but that's neither here nor there. I enjoy music of all types in particular prog rock/metal, trap, and the blues​
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"Young sith lord"
I see I got a harry potter nigga on my hands
just dont try no hoogly boogly shit on me

:really3:
 
Question 3

What Would Be Your Ideal 1st Date With Race?



Poster 1

Ideal date, Get up early that morning arrive at her crib 11:00 a.m. (starting early), arrive with some flowers or so. Go and get some breakfast or so and ask if she's ready for what's planned, some dumb shit like that. We'd hit up, 1st one of those painting places (1:20 pm - 2:30 pm reservations), where you paint and drink, well all know drinks go well with everything. We'd hit that up, down a few glasses and paint, Get our Leonardo/Michelangelo shit on, Picasso ass type shit we doing over here. Then we will leave and we'd stop by my patna's car wash and shit, pick up some snowballs, sho her off to the folks and shit..here the folks goo and gaga over her beauty, yea yall see me huh, she's amazing huh, yea niggas I know...(2:45pm - 3:25pm) then we'd head out and hit up a game type place, (Top Golf, Dave N Busters or some shit) (3:45pm - 5:15pm) kick her ass in games and shit, talk that shit while kickin her ass. Then we'd head out and catch an art/museum exhibit maybe the Black Museum shit out there in D.C. or wherever the shit is located. (5:30pm-7:30pm) then catch a poetry night/improv or comedy show (8:30pm-10:30pm) whichever. Then we'll hit up a lounge and hit that hookah shit and talk some more shit about shit. Get her on that dance floor and see if she dances like how she sounds, like a 23 year old white girl that graduated from Vandy, (11:00pm - 1:14a.m.) then after that, we'll hit up Ihop and catch some breakfast (1:30a.m - 2:30a.m) then I'll drop her off back at her place. Tire her ass out Lol
Yea some the shit don't add up, but niggas this the internet Lol shit don't have to make sense.




Poster 2


Being that she enjoys learning about Black History and is into Hip Hop/poetry I'd take her to a concert at BBKings so we could check out some perfomances in the city. She likes sushi so we could hit up a spot before or after and just have a good time talking about the perfomances and where Hip Hop is as a whole right now.



Poster 3

I would take her to a blues club, where I could prod her brain and get to know her a lil better. Ask her the important questions: Why she went vegan, her plans in life, if she would like to join the darkside, and lastly what that mouth do?
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Man cot damn! We g'on have to start setting some character limits on these answers. #1 droppin scroll type responses!

Lol
 
Question 4


Why Do You Feel Race Should Choose You Instead of the Other 2 Contestants?




Poster 1






Man look, I'ma hate, fuck that...them other 2 Contestants, if they win, I'll be happy for them, really I would, I feel that none of the 2 Contestants can keep up with her. Them other 2, man from what I heard just a few seconds ago, one have a credit score of 300, the fuck Race go do with that, she can't pay her bills and yours too smh. The other one I just heard, just got over the flu, man she aint trying to be around no sick person and shit. I'm just saying I'm the better choice. Mama's love the kid, The daddy's always asking about me, wanting me to go fishing/hunting and not to hurt their hearts, I do the shit and I don't even like the shits. Now if that aint a special kind of guy there, doing shit he doesn't like, them other 2 Contestants wouldn't sacrifice their time like that, So think about that. I just feel I can make everyone's life more enjoyable, the world would be a better place if I'm chosen, rather than those other 2 Contestants being chose LoL.


Fuck that..Race...listen to the words Precious










Poster 2



I don't know about other contestants but I think Race and I could have great chemistry and could have a lot of fun being eachothers company. She's cool as hell so I think we'd vibe well.






Poster 3


Let's be honest here, Race is a proud progressive feminist pro black woman, and we all know relationships need balance. So I'm clearly the best option, I'm a totalitarian pro sith manist, she needs a young sittha like me to keep her in check. These women claim they want a nice gentle man, but they really a sittha like me since I get the box with my hatred alone.​
 
poster 1 type too much... he gonna have race like

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Question 5


With Her Being Open-Minded Sexually With Her S/O , Would U Be Willing To Do Things Sexually With Her That Are Viewed As Taboo?




Poster 1





Her man can make love to her, but her and I can explore whatever she wanna explore. Let both us be amazed and in shocked of the things we've done afterwards.
Look, I'm sexually ass nigga, so it wouldn't be an issue with the kid. Don't bother me if we wake up in a position that's not listed on the chart or do some nasty shit where we both just say, dayum you ever thought that could be done. Fuck it, Let's see who can be the nastiest and the winner get to get the nasty shit done back to them. All I ask just don't tell my mama.





Poster 2


Lol I admit I don't know if I could do every single thing but I would definitely try to be as open minded as possible and try to connect with her on that level.



Poster 3

Bdsm? I'm down for it Giving her backshots? I'm down for it Eating the cat and maybe a lil but every now and then? I'm down for it Being on the receiving end? Hell no! I aint down for it.​
 
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