The ABW DATING GAME

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So we've been dating a while... I'm on the side of the road with a flat tire, I can't brake the lugnuts loose.... But your at work... What are you telling me when I call?

1. I'll give you my triple A card info because I'm personally not a mechanic and I don't want you getting too frustrated in trying to break em loose. If I get off early enough I'd slippity slide through to assist , no way I would leave you stranded tho.

2. Im telling you to sit tight, I’m going to use my triple A service to handle it.

3. Uber home rn and have a glass of wine. I'll take care of it when I get off. I ain't missing no money unless you're on fire or losing your mind.
 
gotta cut B....nigga dont take life seriously

and gotta cut 3. nigga might get you robbed and shot over a drink he trynna save money on.

not a nigga said buy something at the liquor store and take you to the park with a blanket?
 
first dude seems more outward yet controlled.
dont want no trouble but can have fun and thinks about things.

he likes to laugh and think and take your opinion into consideration and be unselfish with deciding what to do
 
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Anyone can say shit about your looks... I don't really take shallow compliments well... When I'm down and need a boost, what are you gonna tell me?

1. You're strong, beautiful with redeeming qualities and the fact that you're working, and not dependent on someone else for your happiness is a positive. I enjoy your presence and our connection and I'll be there to listen when you vent and are frustrated with anything in life. Give you a massage if you're sore and let you know we can talk about multiple topics, I'm not a 1 dimensional person

2. Im going to tell you that, when I look for happiness, when I look for love, when I look for fun, when I look for someone who understands me, look for and at you. So just know that, the way you look. Is exactly what I look for when I’m looking for someone I can’t live without.

3. **picks booger out of your nose and wipes it on your forehead** "Chin up ole booger-head ass girl"
 
2 running game.....

3 needs his ass whipped.

shawty i hope you have enforcer cousins to pick this niogga up by his pants and slam him like he stole the christmas stash.

1...nigga on his suavemente shit
 
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