Teens and sex toys.

[King Freeman]

First sex toy was ridiculous....

I had this skull.....


Smh.....and I stuffed it with cotton balls....


Then I put baby oil on top of the cotton balls....


??‍

It worked and my shame was immense

You ain't have to do this.

 

[Duwop]

You ain't have to do this.

I didn't.... But it seemed like a good idea at the time

 

[The Lonious Monk]

So @Duwop lost his virginity to this?

 

[Duwop]

It was that doctor dreadful shit from back in the day...

You was supposed to make some kind of jello-ish zombie brains in the top of the skull..
.
But the way the brains came out when I finished...I was like


"Hol up" ?

 

[BDP™️]

How old is your oldest?

Sidenote: Cosign being against the "do what I say cause I said so." My in-laws raised their kids like that and sometimes get pissy with us because our kids don't always just bow to authority. We promote respect, so my kids always address their grandparents with respect. But sometimes they will ask "Why?" when given instructions they don't understand. My wife and I explain and hold them accountable from that point on. My in-laws just get mad every time they are questioned and hit my wife with the "We didn't raise you that way" shit. It's annoying as hell.

She is 16 now...she was 15 when it happened

and I have the same issue with my parents and inlaws...i can see the vessels in my mama eyes pop when one of my kids asks why lmao

 

[The Lonious Monk]

She is 16 now...she was 15 when it happened

Whew not looking forward to those teenage years. lol

 

[BDP™️]

Whew not looking forward to those teenage years. lol

Bro this shit is WACK. It takes all the patience not knock they ass tf out.

im about to have two teenagers my son is on the brink he just turned 12 but I dont think I will have any issues from him he be chillin

my two youngest tho

them niggas gonna be PROBLEMS lol

 

[Scandalust313]

So @Duwop lost his virginity to this?

If Du ever says he "got some skull" he won't be lying lol

 

[Big Lurko]

It was that doctor dreadful shit from back in the day...

You was supposed to make some kind of jello-ish zombie brains in the top of the skull..
.
But the way the brains came out when I finished...I was like


"Hol up" ?

You fuckin niggas skulls bro?


Like....

Deadass?

 

[Word....Life]

You fuckin niggas skulls bro?


Like....

Deadass?

 

[Sky Davis]

Lmao du was like

 

[Word....Life]

You fuckin niggas skulls bro?


Like....

Deadass?

Barz??

 

[Duwop]

You fuckin niggas skulls bro?


Like....

Deadass?

Nigga I was like 11, 12 tops....

Skull was amazing back then ??‍??‍

 

[Duwop]

Lmao du was like

No surprise as to the first nigga to try to visualize it....??‍

 

[Scandalust313]

The last few posts made me genuinely love tf outta this thread!

 

[Big Lurko]

Inb4 "these are just jokes guys cmon!"

 

[Big Lurko]

Barz??

 

[Scandalust313]

Lmao du was like

OMG y'all...when he looks down!! I can't ?

 

[Sky Davis]

Inb4 "these are just jokes guys cmon!"

*joe Budden voice*

“KIDDING!”

 

[Duwop]

Ayo... Check this...

No STDs....... Ever


All my kids..... In the same woman... My wife


If I did some experimitive shit with my dick when I was young, at least it wasn't impregnating some chick I regret for the rest of my life....

Playing with your shit when you young is highly recommended considering experimenting with shit that will fuck up your whole adult life.

I got multiple friends who had kids under the age of 18. I bet they wish they was fucking a plastic skull full of oiled down cotton balls ??‍