My dog keep letting my windows down in my car. I thought it was a mistake the first time but she literally does that shit every time we get in the car, almost immediately.
I should’ve recorded that shit. Just imagine every stereotype of how Mexican people talk but to the extreme. It was her. I made her repeat my order just to listen.
Just caught up on that Khloe Kardashian/ Jordyn Woods shit funny how their tunes changed when Will Smith got on the camera and told Jordyn “We got you”.....
I guess no one wants smoke w the Smiths
My next door neighbors are 2 pastors ; just invited me over for brunch....I know I gotta bring something but no idea what...I got some Hennessy Pure White for them but I don’t wanna offend them lol
This stupid ass “Survivors Castoff” badge got tha same color scheme that @Goldie used to have and it keeps fuckin’ me up whenever I scroll past my posts lol
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