Germz True Hollywood Stories

I'm going to go back again, cause I think some context is missing with a few people that more stories are going to come involving them, and context is needed.

Ok, so you have understood, the reason I was in New Jersey in the first place was a strange thing. When I was 7, my mom got pregnant with my little brother, who was going to be the son of her current boyfriend, who was also the father of my older sister. More on that later. So my mom ends up sending me to live with my father's side of the family in Charleston, SC. Pretty much, she wrote me off with no contact for 7 years and called me at 14 and asked me if I wanted to visit Baltimore, where she lived now. She sent my grandmother money for bus tickets to Baltimore, and I rode the bus from Charleston to Baltimore by myself to go see them. Which didn't seem like a big deal to me now, but as a father with kids currently, that was fucking crazy to have a child do by themselves.
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So when I get to Baltimore, I reconnect with my 4 sisters and the brother I never met. 3 sisters are older than me, and one is younger, and the little brother is 7. So boom, I get back, and I spend time around them for a few weeks, and I come to find out I was the only one sent away. These folks had holiday videos and pictures and all this family stuff. They just kept living without me like I didn't exist. So I get sent back to Charleston after that, with mixed feelings. The following summer im 15 and she asked me to come back. I once again get on some solo shit on the Greyhound back to Baltimore.

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But this time, my mother is gasing me up, and encouraging me to stay, talmbout, shes my family and this is where I'm supposed to be and yada yada ya, long story short, she convinces me to stay. I call my grandmother down south and tell her I'm staying with my family and not coming back. My grandmother cries and begs me to come back, but I'm like, nah, this is my family now. So, a week into the summer in Baltimore, my mother asks me if I want to go stay with my Aunt in New Jersey. Shes like, your other cousins are gonna be there, like back in the day, you would stay in Jersey for the summer and come back here. Im like bet, alright thats cool, itd be cool to see my cousins.
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So when it comes to Jersey, my Aunt is real religius, when I get there she pours oils on my head and tells me I'm her son now while I'm in her house and starts buying me all stuff and paying attention to me. Lowkey, I didn't know that this was making my female cousin that I spoke about earlier, who was sleeping with dude wife. This was making her jealous, and she started plotting to set me up on some jealous stuff to get me sent back. The first time, what used to happen was. My Aunt lived in NJ but worked in NY. We would drop her off at the bus station in the morning to go to work, and pick her up in the afternoon. When we would pick her up in the afternoon, we would roll a blunt and have it ready for her to smoke on the way home as she drove us all home. We would roll it in and put it in a special hidden compartment.
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So one day, for some reason, I don't know if we left too late or what, we didn't roll the blunt and have it ready. My female cousin pulls up at the bus station, she's driving, I'm in the back, and my male cousin is in the front. My female cousin tells me to sit in the front while she goes to the bus station to do something. So now I'm in the driver's seat, and my other cousin is in the passenger. We are maybe there for like 5 to 10 minutes after my female cousin left, I look in the rearview mirror, and see this car pull up right behind our car, blocking us in. Undercover cops flood out of it, and more come from my angle of the side, and the angle of my cousin's side. So what ends up happening, they end up shaking the car down; they even knew where the blunt was supposed to be. Im young and ignorant, so they asking questions, and I'm popping shit. My cousin tryna get me to calm down. Telling the cops im from the south and don't know better. They say they didnt find what they were looking for, and all they found was some seeds and residue where the blunt was supposed to be. Then they told me im lucky my mouth didnt get me charges off that, cause with me in the driver's seat, it would be my charge

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So while me and cops popping shit back and forth to each other, here comes my female cousin asking what happened? Know what's bugged out: she didn't know the blunt wasn't there, thought it would be there, and tried to get me a charge to get me out of her house. When that didn't work, she manipulated me because she knew I had a temper. One night, she tells me, "My mother said your mother sent you away cause her boyfriend knew she was pregnant with your brother, and he didn't want to raise you because you weren't his son"..Then she tells me " the only reason she even told you to come back was because my mom offered to raise you, and convinced her to send for you, she didnt even want you back"

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Hearing all of this, I was beyond furious. I called my mother on the phone and cussed her out. She threatened to assault me with the assistance of my older sister, same time, she never denied any of the things my cousin said. Fast forward, my aunt hears about this, and she gets home. The same one that called me her son and poured oil on my head. She comes to me while im sitting on the couch in the living room. She tells me I'm sending you back to Charleston. Then, she kneels to get eye level with me. looks me in the eyes and told me, "you ain't my son, and I don't owe you shit"
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Then her crazy ass took me on a 500 dollar shopping spree, like ain't shit happen, right before sending me back to Charleston on a plane. Go fucking figure.


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So the injury I had that I talked about in a story with my uncle, I was after I got back to Charleston. The clothes I bout in New Jersey I was going to wear to school, the ill shit was that I was in Jersey for so long that I missed too many days of school in Charleston, because Charleston school starts a month before Jersey. So they told me I could go to school that year, but I wasn't going to graduate the grade that year. But I was still gonna go just to be fly. So I grabbed my grandmother's mirror from on top of her dresser drawer and took in my room to look at myself. After I had seen all my outfits on me, I went to take the mirror back, and the shit fell out of its frame and directly on my feet, slicing the tendons to my toes. If anyone believes in Astrology, I'm a Capricorn; it's a rule that we have really shitty childhoods for "reasons".

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So like, when the shit hit my feet, it just felt like a thump, then I noticed all the blood gushing out, there was so much I had to run to the living room to get my grandmother. As I'm running, I notice that my toes aren't moving on my left foot. So I sit on one of the living room chairs, and I tell my grandmother I'm bleeding out. She went to grab a towel to wrap my foot and called the EMS. When they got there, I was delirious and talking all kinds of shit. At the hospital, they numbed me and gave stitches on my right foot, and on the other, they had this vacum kinda thing, and they used it to suck blood and the glass of the wound. That shit was pretty cool, and the nurse was cute. That shit had a smell that I remember to this day.
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The cool thing, though, having to use crutches, once I got the hang of it, made me super cut and fit. That started a villian arch with ladies cause I was super feeling myself
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This is a story that I recently told a friend, and they found it interesting, but I thought it wasn't much to me. But they like it, so I figured, hey, you guys might like it too.

So when I was between the ages of 17 and 20. I don't remember the exact age. I owned a Ford Explorer. I was in between jobs and not working, and had a little money from government assistance because of a mental health diagnosis. So one day I'm broke, riding around on a full tank of gas, and I'm looking for something I could do to get a few dollars for some loose cigarettes. I pulled up at this intersection near a corner store. I see a lady on the corner smoking a cigarette. She looked like a streetwalker, but I wasn't concerned with that. I rolled down my window and asked her if I could bum a cigarette.
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So she comes to the car and looks in and tells me that she can let me bum half a pack of cigarettes if I take her downtown. I said, " Bet", and she got in and handed me the cigarettes, so I started to drive her downtown. She's just talking and complaining, and I'm making conversation and smoking the cigarette, not really listening. At some point, when we are about 5 to 10 minutes from downtown, she starts talking about her man, which I figured must be like her pimp or something. She's talking about their relationship and, real shit though, a lot of the stuff she was talking about sounded like her fault, but I was just listening while I drove.
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So at some point she stops talking and asks me what I think about it, I really wasn't paying attention and didn't entirely care, I had already gotten my cigarettes and was already near her stop in downtown, so I just said fuck it and told her the truth. I went on a long diatribe on why all that shit she said was her fault, and she was responsible for all that she went through and was avoiding accountability. I was so off on my own tangent and whipping the streets, I didn't even notice that she was getting upset.
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So, she pulls a blade from her hair, a little small blade that looks like a nail file, and her composure completely changes. She goes from a sultry street walker to a straight crack head. She started threatening to kill me, waving the blade around at me as I drove, and as I watched her, I thought to myself, "Now I see it." Earlier, when I first met her, she seemed like a street walker, but it didn't really make sense. Now that what I told her drove her into a murderous rage, in that moment, I realized she was crazy. She was the crazy one the whole time, really, but now, in the moment, I could see it clearly.
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So she's yelling at me and waving the blade at me, and talking about how all men are the same and she bets I can't wait to S.A her before she leaves, and I tell her. Yo, you're going to have to get out of my car, she yelled at me, "who's gonna make me?" See, what she didn't realize is that we were both crazy. With my left hand on the wheel, I reached over to the passenger with my right hand to open the passenger door and push her out, while the car was still moving. When she saw us still moving at a high speed while not paying attention, and aiming to push her out of the car, she shut that crazy shit up quick, and asked me to pull over and let her out.

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After I let her out on the side of the road, I drove home and told my grandmother and uncle about it in relation to something else. I didn't really stand out as crazy to me because these kinds of things happened to me a lot, and the greater reason for telling them the story was that my uncle asked to bum a cigarette, and I was telling him how I didn't have money and how I got them. They were looking at me in shock. I don't think back then I really clocked how ridiculous it was; I thought they were judging me for being broke.
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The wild thing about this story is that it is so humanly ridiculous that the A. I would refuse to strike the right tone to illustrate the story because it couldn't grasp the conflicting emotions of it and the fuckery. So I had to work for an hour to specially describe the fucking thing with great detail to create it.

Anyway, it's about my dad 😊

When I was 14, I went to visit my cousins at my aunt's house who lived in Baltimore. When I got there, my cousin and one of my sisters was there wating on me. When I approached the home, some dude got in my way, and I mushed past him, and he goes, "You just gonna ignore your father?" It was their surprise. I had no clue what dude looked like, he felt away that I didn't, and came in to hug me like I'm supposed to just fuck with him.
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So we go in the house and try to talk, he's asking me about living with his mom and shit, the whole conversation is so surreal, and my sister saves me from it by asking if I wanted to go to the store with her. I looked at him and he said he'd be there when we get back.
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My sister and I go to the store but she gets so much shit that I dont wanna carry it back, and thats the day I learned about hacks in baltimore, a fucking wild concept to me back then, but hey, uber is a thing now, so I guess its not that crazy
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Excited to get back to talking with my dad, I ran back inside. But the room was empty. My cousin was standing there holding a shoebox. "He left," she told me. "But he left this box for you," she said. I asked, "Why did he leave?" "He said he couldn't take feeling judged while he was here," she said. "Judged by who?" I asked. "It's all in his head," she explained, " a long time ago, your dad got into a fight with your mom, he hit her in front of my mom and our other aunt. Our aunt locked him into a full-nelson from behind, while my mom stood squared up and duffed him out while our aunt held him, blasted that nigga with body shots, so he still feels a way about how they jumped him, and he always feels like we are judging him off of that
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"So, what’s in the box?" I asked, "I don't know. I waited for you," she said. I peeled off the lid. Inside the shoebox were three things: a pack of colored pencils, a pair of tube socks, and a stack of adult coloring magazines. My cousin instantly burst into hysterical laughter. I, on the other hand, was furious. Was this a joke? I thought. Is he playing with me? Ain't seen me since I was like 5 and this nigga ghosted me and left me a spank kit.
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Over time, I finally came to understand: my father was just a weird guy. Case in point: some time later, my sister and I went to visit him at his house. His girlfriend answered the door, completely dismissed us, and muttered that he was in the basement. She then walked right back into the living room to talk to her own family, loudly cursing our dad out for everyone to hear. When my sister and I walked down the basement stairs, we stepped into another dimension. See, our dad was a welder, and the dank, low-lit room he filled it with black steel sculptures he created of naked women. On top of that, he had a massive, wide-open drawer filled with adult magazines and movies. Bro was a whole fucking deviant.


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My sister stood there completely frozen, visibly uncomfortable. Meanwhile, my dad just started talking to us over the blaring sound of his girlfriend screaming curses at him from upstairs. He acted like he didn't hear a single thing, completely expecting us to do the same. He never explained what he was doing, why his room looked like a dungeon, or why he didn't bother to at least hide the adult stuff, knowing his kids were coming over. He was just a creep doing creepy things, completely devoid of shame. But hey, before we left, I asked him for some money, and he broke off a few dollars, so that was cool
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As we rode the bus back home, my sister looked over at me, still traumatized by the basement. "That is the absolute last time I ever deal with him," she remarked. She had officially had enough of him.

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So before I worked in cable, when I was around 17 or 18, I worked at a furniture store. One of my co-workers was this guy named Solomon. Scripture name, and a scripture kind of guy. Very religious, acted very conservative, constantly quoted scripture throughout the day. Solomon was 6'5 with a football build. The thing about Solomon is that even though he was a huge guy, and looked like a manly man from afar, if you didn't know him. A few moments around him, and anyone with life experience could tell that he was very gay. He spoke and acted effeminately, which can be jarring given his size and what he looked like. Around this time in my life, I had become very accepting of others and was far from homophobic, so even though Solomon would swear up and down that he was straight, I just let him be. What he did in his life was none of my business, and as far as who he was with me, he was cool. never disrespected me, was never rude to me, never involved me in any shit.
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So, a funny story is one day I'm doing a delivery with Solomon, and we are in the furniture delivery truck. I had just gotten my license, so they never let me drive. We are about 20 minutes into a 40-minute trip, and Solomon goes, "Do you mind if I pull over for this bump?" I wasn't really paying attention to the road, so I thought he meant something on the road. I looked up from the magazine I was reading and was like "huh? Sure," thinking he meant the road. Solomon pulls over under a bridge overpass, takes out a baggy of dope, dumps some out on his finger, and does a bump in front of me. Given the context of who he was, I was a little shocked to say the least. So after he does the bump, and it hits him, he screams "hallelujah! praise god!" That made me break my stoic look on my face and laugh, because the scene was ridiculous

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So we get to where we have to go, and when we get to the home, we are met by an old lady who knows Solomon, and she goes to his church. So while we are doing the delievery shes following us around talking about how Solomon's so handsome, so strong, so smart, so sanctified, etc. And he is visibly uncomfortable because he knows what's coming. She finally says it. She says, I dont know how you are still single, Solomon. You should be beating women off with a stick, women these days just dont want a good man. He embarrassingly thanks her and says she is right, and he can't find the one.
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So, she goes, "Well, the lord works in mysterious ways, cause I've got the woman for you today." She calls her daughter to come downstairs, when I tell you, this was the most masculine woman you've ever seen. The mom introduces her to Solomon, and she and Solomon just look at her like, ain't this a bitch? Bless her heart, the poor woman was oblivious to both of them being gay. It was too much; I had to go outside and laugh.
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She made them sit in the house at the dinner table and "talk" about a date, after 30 minutes inside, Solomon came back to the truck, started it and drove back to the furniture store without a word, I just smiled and continued reading my magazine.

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Man, I could probably write a tv series similar to Antwain Fisher with flash backs and shit. Probably good for a couple seasons. There’s a lot of shit I can’t do or it’s to complex to get the entirety of the feel of things. Whoever built the A.I. some shit it’s hard for it to get the emotions of the moment.

Like the one where I’m crying in the closet. I can redo it several times and the A.I just feels like that’s the appropriate response so it won’t provide the right feel. So some shit is just hard to do, because after over 10 tries for it to do right. I just accept that it just can’t do what I want it to do.

Sometimes it gets it remarkably right. Like the background, scenery, or what the person looks like. Remarkable accurate and then something that’s significant to me will be off, and I’ll be like fuck it.

That Solomon story, 100 percent accurate. To a fucking tee
 
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