Eye Witness: What Is The Craziest Most Random Shit That You've Ever Seen?

I seen some get killed last night was in my old hood only go down there for the food but I was at this chicken spot it’s a gas station next door so as I was waiting on my order I went next door to the gas station to get a Clear Fruit (Liquid Crack) when I was getting out my car I seen this guy running out the gas station with a bag in his hand and he was running without paying attention and got struck by this red Jeep it was one of the most fucked up things I ever saw my stomach dropped and everything. The owner came out the store and said that guy just robbed me But that’s not even the most crazy part the chick who hit him crashed into a pole 2 blocks down come to find out she was drunk and blew 3 times over the limit. I couldn’t even enjoy my food last night and I barely been to sleep him getting hit just keep replaying over and over again in my head he was killed on the spot
 
Blackmagic2787 said:
I seen some get killed last night was in my old hood only go down there for the food but I was at this chicken spot it’s a gas station next door so as I was waiting on my order I went next door to the gas station to get a Clear Fruit (Liquid Crack) when I was getting out my car I seen this guy running out the gas station with a bag in his hand and he was running without paying attention and got struck by this red Jeep it was one of the most fucked up things I ever saw my stomach dropped and everything. The owner came out the store and said that guy just robbed me But that’s not even the most crazy part the chick who hit him crashed into a pole 2 blocks down come to find out she was drunk and blew 3 times over the limit. I couldn’t even enjoy my food last night and I barely been to sleep him getting hit just keep replaying over and over again in my head he was killed on the spot
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Sorry to ask, but did his body explode? Three times the speed limit in a Jeep jeesh. Sorry man.
 
SKPJR said:
So I just got off work and I'm minding my business rolling down I-20 on my way home. Nothing spectacular and nothing out of the ordinary. Just another morning after finishing another night at work. So I'm rolling down the expressway doing a good 70-75 like everyone else and just as I'm looking in the rear view I just happen to see a tractor trailer merging into the occupied far left lane. The truck ran into a car, smashed the car into the median just before driving the cab into the median, lost control, jack knifed, crossed the interstate and drove off the road into an embankment. I saw flames after the truck smashed the car into the median. Then all of the cars that were behind the truck disappeared behind the trailer and a cloud of smoke. All of this shit happened directly behind me.

Nobody in those cars stood a chance. The shit happened so violently and so fast that there was no way anyone could have reacted quickly enough to avoid it. These people were just riding along doing their thing and instantly got wiped the fuck out. All that shit happened no more than 100 yards behind me and I saw it all right in my freaking rear view mirror.

Shit just happened less than an hour ago. In all likelihood I just saw multiple people die. Shits crazy man. And it all just happened live, about a football field distance behind me in my rear view fucking mirror. May Allah bless those people and their families.


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Did you read or watch the news later on? What they say?
 
Ghost313 said:
Fiends overdosing

Ice Cream Man hopping out, robbing a dude.

Nigga hopping off a 3rd story balcony tryna escape a nigga whom girl he was fuccin.

Deer get decapitated by a van

Smash and Grab at a Sunoco

Shootout and the aftermath

Dude get hit by a truck and walk away like nothing happened.
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Saw two hood ice cream men get into a fight because one dude was in the other dudes area. Niggas was going at it and the crazy thing the trucks was still playing the ice cream truck music. Shit was hilarious
 
The morning of my wedding, my brother and I went to a local equipment rental place to pickup some large-size speakers that we'd rented for the ceremony/reception.

The rental place sat right aside a highway and on the opposite side of the highway was some undeveloped/forested land.

We were loading the speakers into the trunk (our backs to the highway) when I heard what sounded like a gang of wooden planks or crates crash to the roads behind us.

I'm getting married in a few hours so my mind is elsewhere. I don't even turn around until my brother says somethin like, "Oh shit, you see that?"

The sound I heard wasnt falling planks, but cracking bones.

I turn around and there's a fucking deer flailing around in the middle of the highway. It'd just gotten hit by a car while trying to cross the road.

Its hind legs was all mangled and fucked up, they weren't moving. It had started to leak out. It could only move its front legs as it lay on its side.

I'm sure we've all driven by road kill before, but the shit is just different when you see the animal still on the ground ALIVE and whining, fighting for life after getting hit by a fuckin truck and you're RIGHT there, stationary at the scene.

I'll never forget that shit because I remember thinking what a fucked up thing it was to see on your wedding day.
 
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Saw a kid run into the liquor store inside of a grocery store, steal a 40oz and run out and get tripped by security and fall, breaking the 40 then getting held until the police came. Hilarious.
 
Driving home from work a few weeks ago and seen a homeless guy running across a busy street with a shopping cart. He almost got to the sidewalk and got hit flew up in the air and got hit again by an oncoming car. Shit was like off of Meet Joe Black. I ain’t never seen no shit like that.
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Stomp Johnson said:
The morning of my wedding, my brother and I went to a local equipment rental place to pickup some large-size speakers that we'd rented for the ceremony/reception.

The rental place sat right aside a highway and on the opposite side of the highway was some undeveloped/forested land.

We were loading the speakers into the trunk (our backs to the highway) when I heard what sounded like a gang of wooden planks or crates crash to the roads behind us.

I'm getting married in a few hours so my mind is elsewhere. I don't even turn around until my brother says somethin like, "Oh shit, you see that?"

The sound I heard wasnt falling planks, but cracking bones.

I turn around and there's a fucking deer flailing around in the middle of the highway. It'd just gotten hit by a car while trying to cross the road.

Its hind legs was all mangled and fucked up, they weren't moving. It had started to leak out. It could only move its front legs as it lay on its side.

I'm sure we've all driven by road kill before, but the shit is just different when you the the animal still on the ground ALIVE and whining, fighting for life after getting hit by a fuckin truck and you're RIGHT there, stationary at the scene.

I'll never forget that shit because I remember thinking what a fucked up thing it was to see on your wedding day.
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i saw something similar a few weeks ago. a black cat tried crossing the street and he ain’t see the SUV flying down the hill

i saw it though, and I knew what time it was

i was expecting blood and guts on the road, but nope. little guy was all there. he was fucked up though. he tried getting up and walking away but couldn’t stand. legs might’ve been broken. he struggled getting over the curb, all while convulsing. shit reminded me of that t.i. line

“hope for the best but i don’t think he gonna make it
not the way he was shivering and shaking on the pavement”

I felt bad for him
 
Exactly why I don't play with 18 wheelers at all. Get past them immediately. I had one TRY to pin me exactly how you described. Hit gas like no tmrrw.
 
Blackmagic2787 said:
I seen some get killed last night was in my old hood only go down there for the food but I was at this chicken spot it’s a gas station next door so as I was waiting on my order I went next door to the gas station to get a Clear Fruit (Liquid Crack) when I was getting out my car I seen this guy running out the gas station with a bag in his hand and he was running without paying attention and got struck by this red Jeep it was one of the most fucked up things I ever saw my stomach dropped and everything. The owner came out the store and said that guy just robbed me But that’s not even the most crazy part the chick who hit him crashed into a pole 2 blocks down come to find out she was drunk and blew 3 times over the limit. I couldn’t even enjoy my food last night and I barely been to sleep him getting hit just keep replaying over and over again in my head he was killed on the spot
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I feel ur pain. I seen someone get hit and killed before and it stays with u. Probably cuz to u knowing she was drunk it was probably avoidable. Just know there wasn’t anything u could do.
 
Seen a dude randomly get his azzz whooped years ago.

This was like my 2nd year at Trident Technical College, and me a group of us decided to go Danny Jones (basketball gym in the area) and shoot some hoops. There was already a game going on, so we're just chillin on the bleachers, watchin until it was our turn.

Seen a brotha near us sittin up on the wall at the end of the court also chillin. I assumed he just got finished playing, so I didnt think nothin of it. All of the sudden, another dude comes from around the corner of the wall, and just starts WHOOPIN the brotha's azzz. As soon he did that...the niggas that was on the court playin..runs over AND THEY join in on the beatdown.

So all these niggas is beating this muthafucca's azzz, then they all took off runnin. Overheard one of them say "YOU BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!". As soon as they left...dude sat there and his homeboy runs over to pick him up, then they took off. NIG-GAS...we all sat there like wit the Pre-Weebay look like...

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The shyt happened so fast, it took us minute to process what we saw. Lol! Afterwards...we all got da fucc up outta there. We wasn't gonna take the chance of muthafuccas coming back and shootin up the spot. Before that happened, we played their a few times. After that day...it was the last. Lol!
 
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This thanksgiving, me and my co workers were playing touch football first thing in the morning. It's 10 of us there. We've been doing it for 3 years.

My boy left the football and had to go back and get it. We literally stretched for an hour while he was gone. He finally get back and we doing light jogging.

I'm checking my nigga and my co worker tell him to go deep. We like aiight bet.

Man this nigga pushed off and all heard was a pop. Shit was loud we all heard it. I turn see my nigga on the ground. We all look and he ask did I kick him. I'm like naw. He grabbing his calf and can't feel nothing. He tried to get up and could put no weight on his leg.

Dawg this nigga tore his achilles right in front of me. Shit was crazy. I'm still thinking about hearing that pop. Shit was surreal. You would have thought it was a small gun being shot nearby
 
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