HBO Evil Dead Rise

[shutupGabi]

Cabin in the Woods done made you mfers smart horror fans now huh?

I can deal with dumb stuff when it's realistic but I hate when characters/situations are dumb for the sake of getting to a conclusion

 

[Black_Samson]

I can deal with dumb stuff when it's realistic but I hate when characters/situations are dumb for the sake of getting to a conclusion

This your first rodeo with the Deadites and The Evil Dead huh?

Who the hell reads a book that ugly and thinks shit gon be sweet?

 

[shutupGabi]

This your first rodeo with the Deadites and The Evil Dead huh?

Who the hell reads a book that ugly and thinks shit gon be sweet?

Nah I seen all of em lol

 

[Black_Samson]

Nah I seen all of em lol

Come on gabi you know they was all some dumbasses!

Even Ash vs ED they all doofy

 

[shutupGabi]

Come on gabi you know they was all some dumbasses!

Even Ash vs ED they all doofy

But Ash was funny

 

[Black_Samson]

But Ash was funny

Just finished the movie and they allllll weren’t dumb.

I like how they acknowledge the three necronomicons fron AoD

 

[757'sFinest]

Just finished seeing it.....I wouldn't recommend this movie to someone who has a weak stomach

 

[757'sFinest]

They had blankets. Tie em together and shimmy! Anything is better than staying in the house with a fuckin demon. Just running room to room lookin dumb

I was thinking the same thing lol

 

[Black_Samson]

Is it me or did everyone look related? Even the neighbors looked the family

 

[shutupGabi]

Is it me or did everyone look related? Even the neighbors looked the family

The grown sisters looked a lot alike

 

[Black_Samson]

The grown sisters looked a lot alike

Everyone looked like they been kissing a hot stove

 

[shutupGabi]

Everyone looked like they been kissing a hot stove

What does this even meeaannnn

 

[already home_17]

@Black_Samson be coming up with some wild ass similes, metaphors, and analogies

idk wtf they mean but they still make me think

 

[400Degreez]

@Black_Samson be coming up with some wild ass similes, metaphors, and analogies

idk wtf they mean but they still make me think

I just pretty much assume he's over 1000 years old anytime he posts. Then it makes sense. He different, different.

 

[Black_Samson]

They all had weird puffy lip’s like they all have a mild shell fish allergy

 

[Dr. Nemesis]

I wasn’t really feeling this one

 

[ghostdenithegawd]

I have a pet peeve about stupid characters and when I seen everybody being dumb before the possession even started, I was checked out lol. Oh look a hole in the ground im gonna jump in it!

Never any attempt made to try to get out the building til the very end. Like bruhhh why lol

They where about to be homeless and whole opens up leading to a bank vault your absolutely lying i yyou wouldn’t have done that, There’s a huge difference between dumb characters and characters making bad decisions because of the situation

 

[ghostdenithegawd]

They had blankets. Tie em together and shimmy! Anything is better than staying in the house with a fuckin demon. Just running room to room lookin dumb

pops left, about to be homeless , bigass earthquake , moms died camcback and died again at this point absolutely no male presence and you thought they were Gona find a way to pull through? they essentially plopped the evil dead universe on some regular ass people which imo is what made the movie great if you followed the series you know everybody was Gona die probably

 

[Infamous114]

 

[SneakDZA]

I have mixed feelings about this after seeing it. It's definitely in the vibe of the first two movies but they left out all the fun of army of darkness which the series definitely needed.

Also literally every character was trash and I was rooting for the demons the whole time.