OUT NOW Cold Storage

Added to Calendar: 02-13-26

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Teacake (Joe Keery) and Naomi (Georgina Campbell), two young employees of a self-storage company built on the site of an old US military base, have their wildest night shift ever when a parasitic fungus escapes from the lowest sublevel of the base, where it was sealed by the government decades before. As the temperature rises underground, this highly contagious and rapidly mutating microorganism multiplies and unleashes its brain-controlling, body-bursting terrors on the facility's inhabitants -- human and otherwise. With time running out, it's down to Teacake and Naomi, with the help of a grizzled retired bioterror operative (Liam Neeson), to contain the merciless menace and prevent the explosive extinction of Mankind itself.​
 
Cold Storage


PRAISE: If you take a few alien virus movies and add a huge sense of humor to them you have Cold Storage oh and throw in a couple of zombie flicks.The story is about two employees at a self-storage company having the wildest shift of their lives when a parasitic fungus that was sealed by the government escapes. The cast including Georgina Campbell, Joe Keery, Sosie Bacon, Vanessa Redgrave, Lesley Manville, and Liam Neeson all look like they were having a good time. There are plenty of great one liners as the screenplay has fun with all of the basic paths that will lead to the mayhem that plays out. Body horror, fluids and fungus are plentiful and then some, plus throw in some good kills that are not for the faint of heart.

PROBLEMS: There were moments when characters are ultra oblivious to logic and reason so much so it became a bit annoying.

Scale of 1 to 10 a 7½
 
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