COMMUNITY ABW Travel/Vacation thread: 2026 IS HERE YALL! We traveling or what?

I have been to the States 4 times:
New York
Jersey
Washington
Philly
Los angeles & Long Beach
Hawaii

The food

New York pizza is a scam. No one in real life has ever said, “Mmm, I’m craving that thin, floppy, under-seasoned triangle.” It’s just Albanians cosplaying as Italians
Pizza is just GARBAGE,
Burgers? Mid.
Jamaican food? Sadly mid.
Soul food? They tried but... also mid.


People
Not every American is fat, but the fat Americans are a size I have never seen before. Waddling around, I advise you to learn to be full; you don't have to eat everything on the menu

My waitress was telling me, “You're too small, you need to eat more" lmao, she needs to mind her business
and watch her blood pressure, and stop projecting.


Why do so many of you wear Knee braces? What are you doing lmao WASHED! This brainwashed condition you are trapped in, when you see a military person, you stop and say thank you for your service and don't act like it's just white people. I have seen many black people do that corny stuff.

The homeless/Drug situation is out of control, and there's 0 compassion

Summary
The country is TRASH, it just has good PR. New York is the best pure city, and it's so overrated

Los Angeles is the perfect example of marketing; those TV shows make it look elite when it's just awful. Smells & homeless situation is out of control, not accessible without a car and just corny.

Washington is forgettable; all those monuments are meh.

Jersey and Philadelphia, I am sorry you are from there @Big_Ev & @Al G. Rhythm

Hawaiians don't even want to be American. Hence the UK Flag.

You should be praying that Canada takes over the United States.
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I have been to the States 4 times:
New York
Jersey
Washington
Philly
Los angeles & Long Beach
Hawaii

The food

New York pizza is a scam. No one in real life has ever said, “Mmm, I’m craving that thin, floppy, under-seasoned triangle.” It’s just Albanians cosplaying as Italians
Pizza is just GARBAGE,
Burgers? Mid.
Jamaican food? Sadly mid.
Soul food? They tried but... also mid.


People
Not every American is fat, but the fat Americans are a size I have never seen before. Waddling around, I advise you to learn to be full; you don't have to eat everything on the menu

My waitress was telling me, “You're too small, you need to eat more" lmao, she needs to mind her business
and watch her blood pressure, and stop projecting.


Why do so many of you wear Knee braces? What are you doing lmao WASHED! This brainwashed condition you are trapped in, when you see a military person, you stop and say thank you for your service and don't act like it's just white people. I have seen many black people do that corny stuff.

The homeless/Drug situation is out of control, and there's 0 compassion

Summary
The country is TRASH, it just has good PR. New York is the best pure city, and it's so overrated

Los Angeles is the perfect example of marketing; those TV shows make it look elite when it's just awful. Smells & homeless situation is out of control, not accessible without a car and just corny.

Washington is forgettable; all those monuments are meh.

Jersey and Philadelphia, I am sorry you are from there @Big_Ev & @Al G. Rhythm

Hawaiians don't even want to be American. Hence the UK Flag.

You should be praying that Canada takes over the United States.
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I have been to the States 4 times:
New York
Jersey
Washington
Philly
Los angeles & Long Beach
Hawaii

The food

New York pizza is a scam. No one in real life has ever said, “Mmm, I’m craving that thin, floppy, under-seasoned triangle.” It’s just Albanians cosplaying as Italians
Pizza is just GARBAGE,
Burgers? Mid.
Jamaican food? Sadly mid.
Soul food? They tried but... also mid.


People
Not every American is fat, but the fat Americans are a size I have never seen before. Waddling around, I advise you to learn to be full; you don't have to eat everything on the menu

My waitress was telling me, “You're too small, you need to eat more" lmao, she needs to mind her business
and watch her blood pressure, and stop projecting.


Why do so many of you wear Knee braces? What are you doing lmao WASHED! This brainwashed condition you are trapped in, when you see a military person, you stop and say thank you for your service and don't act like it's just white people. I have seen many black people do that corny stuff.

The homeless/Drug situation is out of control, and there's 0 compassion

Summary
The country is TRASH, it just has good PR. New York is the best pure city, and it's so overrated

Los Angeles is the perfect example of marketing; those TV shows make it look elite when it's just awful. Smells & homeless situation is out of control, not accessible without a car and just corny.

Washington is forgettable; all those monuments are meh.

Jersey and Philadelphia, I am sorry you are from there @Big_Ev & @Al G. Rhythm

Hawaiians don't even want to be American. Hence the UK Flag.

You should be praying that Canada takes over the United States.
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...the aliens will probably beat Canadians to the takeover. HAIL ZORFRAT!!!!
 
@Blue_London

aint this y'all???



Y'all got an epidemic of fat alcoholics. And you literally eat hogs blood with breakfast along with potato chips (y'all goofs call 'em "crisps")

Y'all really ain't got shit to see in that lil ass island of yours outside of Stonehenge... And we got one of those here in Michigan, underwater, AND it's older than y'alls. Nigga whole country could fit inside of my state and got the nerve to talk shit.

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@Blue_London

aint this y'all???



Y'all got an epidemic of fat alcoholics. And you literally eat hogs blood with breakfast along with potato chips (y'all goofs call 'em "crisps")

Y'all really ain't got shit to see in that lil ass island of yours outside of Stonehenge... And we got one of those here in Michigan, underwater, AND it's older than y'alls. Nigga whole country could fit inside of my state and got the nerve to talk shit.

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Lol you posted so much to say nothing Scotland isn't England.
I don't know what farmer state you're from but it doesn't even close to being on London level so to back to growing corn
 
Lol you posted so much to say nothing Scotland isn't England.
I don't know what farmer state you're from but it doesn't even close to being on London level so to back to growing corn

But both are The UK.

LOL, London is an overpopulated cesspool being overrun by immigrants. Nigga talking about Hawaii don't want to be a part of the US, meanwhile Scotland and Northern Ireland been trying to get away from y'all.

You mad 'cause you haven't had your tea and crumpets today? Favorite chipper closed or something???

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But both are The UK.

LOL, London is an overpopulated cesspool being overrun by immigrants. Nigga talking about Hawaii don't want to be a part of the US, meanwhile Scotland and Northern Ireland been trying to get away from y'all.

You mad 'cause you haven't had your tea and crumpets today? Favorite chipper closed or something???

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Lol, Scotland voted to remain a part of the UK, while Northern Ireland has been a part of a war to keep their UK identity. but also I only care about London lol i don't travel around the UK i have 0 Interest so ...........

Moral of the story Small London >>>>>>>>USA
 
Lol, Scotland voted to remain a part of the UK, while Northern Ireland has been a part of a war to keep their UK identity. but also I only care about London lol i don't travel around the UK i have 0 Interest so ...........

Moral of the story Small London >>>>>>>>USA

Not even in your wildest, Buckfast fueled dreams.

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Cancun was cool. I just a muthafucca warned me about the damn mosquitos!!!!!! I got my azzz ate the fucc up!

Aside from that...it was cool just to relax and chill. Food was great. Entertainment...meh. The resort didn't have much going on past 11pm. We either sat outside the main lobby area, or chilled back in our room.
 
Cancun was cool. I just a muthafucca warned me about the damn mosquitos!!!!!! I got my azzz ate the fucc up!

Aside from that...it was cool just to relax and chill. Food was great. Entertainment...meh. The resort didn't have much going on past 11pm. We either sat outside the main lobby area, or chilled back in our room.
Bruh when ever you go to the islands always I mean always take some type of insect repellent. This right here is the shit for real it'll keep em off ya. Only downside it's very hard to find in the states. My first time seeing was in curacao
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