Breaking News A global internet outage is affecting airlines, banks, media and offices from the U.S. to Australia.

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Excel down too?

Nah my shit work

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Man nothing is wrong w our systems whatsoever lmao niggas is expected to be working

 

[nex gin]

Been dealing with this shit all damn day. I work in IT. So I have to walk this big ass campus fixing individual computers

Bullshit

Glad I don’t have to deal w/ that shit anymore. Unfortunately I’m on the opposite side of that again though….being a software engineer I’m more likely to create the bug…lol. I used this incident as an educational moment for wifey. She probably thought I was exaggerating about the magnitude of what a coding mistake can do and why sometimes I’m over antsy when it comes time to release certain updates. One bad update to your client base can mean a long week of hell. Now she’s staring at a BSOD on her work computer and I’m chillin’.

 

[konceptjones]

Meanwhile, in the land of Linux.

literally me for the last 4 hours.

 

[konceptjones]

Now I'm kinda glad Crowdstrike passed on me for a job.

 

[Old Man Cain]

Now I'm kinda glad Crowdstrike passed on me for a job.

I have a interview with Microsoft to for a program manager for their vendors Crowdstrike is one of the vendors.

 

[Playmaker88]

I hear nvidia is doing alot of hiring

 

[Inori]

My shit delayed like 4 hours Bout to hit the bar soon as I get thru security

 

[StringerBell]

 

[Los216]

If you have a MDM tool, you can boot your devices in Safe Mode to bypass the error.

Most people don't have an MDM tool though so they're fucked.

 

[Turf]

My shit delayed like 4 hours Bout to hit the bar soon as I get thru security

Get that refund!

My friend from Tampa left Vegas this morning. 2 delayed flights and she gotta spend the night in Dallas.

 

[Inori]

Get that refund!

My friend from Tampa left Vegas this morning. 2 delayed flights and she gotta spend the night in Dallas.

My joint leaving at 530. I just walked into the lounge. Nobody was manning the entrance so I ain't have to pay. Bout to enjoy these drinks fo freeeee

 

[konceptjones]

 

[StringerBell]

 

[RandomOne]

iChuckled

 

[L.L.R.J.]

So because I can’t fly with the inmate I must drive from Alabama to Kentucky which is 6 hours

Then tomorrow, take another inmate from Nashville to Michigan which is 9 hours

 

[TheMadLionsFan]

 

[Marc123]

aka "we are all fucked bruh"

lol

 

[Old Man Cain]

this is funny but fake, thats a Samsung fridge that runs on Samsung OS

 

[Inori]

I enjoyed my free drinks and food.

Last call before the flight boards!