2026: Back to the randomness

Nice thread nigga...

99576f7b-3c6e-4332-b652-63e8eff04ac7_200_10.gif
 
Since you locked it mid post....

Also... Now that I'm in my 40's..... If i found myself single again... I'd 100% hook up with a retired porn star.

1. I know she won't be offended about getting tested.
2. I'm good on never remarrying or having any more kids.
3. Sex would be amazing.
4. I'd give 0 fucks if she got a better offer and decided to move on.

Shit would be an ideal rebound for whatever situation made me single again tbh. 🤔

Body count and sexual past is something young niggas and prudes worry about.
 
Duwop said:
Since you locked it mid post....

Also... Now that I'm in my 40's..... If i found myself single again... I'd 100% hook up with a retired porn star.

1. I know she won't be offended about getting tested.
2. I'm good on never remarrying or having any more kids.
3. Sex would be amazing.
4. I'd give 0 fucks if she got a better offer and decided to move on.

Shit would be an ideal rebound for whatever situation made me single again tbh. 🤔

Body count and sexual past is something young niggas and prudes worry about.
Click to expand...
My bad brah lol

It was the perfect ending like the last post made by that nigga batmane in that one thread😭
 
Duwop said:
Since you locked it mid post....

Also... Now that I'm in my 40's..... If i found myself single again... I'd 100% hook up with a retired porn star.

1. I know she won't be offended about getting tested.
2. I'm good on never remarrying or having any more kids.
3. Sex would be amazing.
4. I'd give 0 fucks if she got a better offer and decided to move on.

Shit would be an ideal rebound for whatever situation made me single again tbh. 🤔

Body count and sexual past is something young niggas and prudes worry about.
Click to expand...

Meh, I have don't want heavily use goods. It just doesn't do anything for me. Ya'll be overrating porn stars.
 
Happy New Years ABW
As usually I get one post and get banned randomly for no reason per year every year in here

I’ll see y’all again in 2027



:-)
 
Duwop said:
Since you locked it mid post....

Also... Now that I'm in my 40's..... If i found myself single again... I'd 100% hook up with a retired porn star.

1. I know she won't be offended about getting tested.
2. I'm good on never remarrying or having any more kids.
3. Sex would be amazing.
4. I'd give 0 fucks if she got a better offer and decided to move on.

Shit would be an ideal rebound for whatever situation made me single again tbh. 🤔

Body count and sexual past is something young niggas and prudes worry about.
Click to expand...

I don't really care about mileage its moreso everyone else knowing your mileage and having access to recorded evidence of your mileage thats an issue for me. I wouldn't be able to get passed the fact that my friends, family and strangers have access to something that's supposed to be private for me. Wondering if everyone I bring you around or cross paths with has seen you getting popped and nutted on. I know myself enough to know I couldn't handle that. Sure the sex could be great but I ultimately wouldn't be able to take the relationship serious it would strictly be on the low and about the sex. And at my big age im typically not looking for that. Im looking for the whole thing.

If you can handle something like that more power to you. 🫡
 
Freeman said:
I don't really care about mileage its moreso everyone else knowing your mileage and having access to recorded evidence of your mileage thats an issue for me. I wouldn't be able to get passed the fact that my friends, family and strangers have access to something that's supposed to be private for me. Wondering if everyone I bring you around or cross paths with has seen you getting popped and nutted on. I know myself enough to know I couldn't handle that. Sure the sex could be great but I ultimately wouldn't be able to take the relationship serious it would strictly be on the low and about the sex. And at my big age im typically not looking for that. Im looking for the whole thing.

If you can handle something like that more power to you. 🫡
Click to expand...
It is definitely a thing you have to consider as you get older and still dating

The women very well could have made a sex tape with an ex and no idea what the ex did with it. Then there's onlyfans and the other stuff
 
RandomOne said:
It is definitely a thing you have to consider as you get older and still dating

The women very well could have made a sex tape with an ex and no idea what the ex did with it. Then there's onlyfans and the other stuff
Click to expand...
I don't know what I don't know but once I know I know and won't be able to forget. 🤷🏿‍♂️
 
Freeman said:
I don't really care about mileage its moreso everyone else knowing your mileage and having access to recorded evidence of your mileage thats an issue for me. I wouldn't be able to get passed the fact that my friends, family and strangers have access to something that's supposed to be private for me. Wondering if everyone I bring you around or cross paths with has seen you getting popped and nutted on. I know myself enough to know I couldn't handle that. Sure the sex could be great but I ultimately wouldn't be able to take the relationship serious it would strictly be on the low and about the sex. And at my big age im typically not looking for that. Im looking for the whole thing.

If you can handle something like that more power to you. 🫡
Click to expand...
If I was a divorcee... With grown kids...

I would not give one flying shit. I'd actually be eager to bring shorty around....
The Lonious Monk said:
Meh, I have don't want heavily use goods. It just doesn't do anything for me. Ya'll be overrating porn stars.
Click to expand...
It's a lotta real cute ones.... Especially the slimmer ones... Some of them be funny as shit in their IG reels....I ain't even gonna lie, I followed them cuz of the pics.... But I be cracking up at their different personalities... They really be some cool ass chicks... And at that point, I'd be all about vibes anyway....I wouldn't get caught up in that body count shit
 
Like the shit would be funny to me....I literally am always laughing..... Imagine how funny that shit would be if 50 year old divorced Du walks into the nieces baby shower with Destiny Mira.... Big ass kool-aid grin on my face... Great times all around.
 
Duwop said:
If I was a divorcee... With grown kids...

I would not give one flying shit. I'd actually be eager to bring shorty around....

I
Click to expand...
Whats for you might not be for me and sometimes thats ok. 🤷🏿‍♂️
 
I remember with my group of Xbox live friends back in 2009 - 2013. We was playing Street fighter or Marvel vs Capcom and this one dude said he saw a pornstar. He used to work at K- Mart or Walmart and he saw AYANA ANGEL. He said she had a big tenchcoat and big shades on trying to look incognito. She walked past him and he saw all this ass jiggling pass him. Then he saw her face and said ….”.hey I know you”! She said shhhh please shhhh! He said okay, I’m sorry, I really like your stuff and I’m a fan. He said she was very very sweet and kind

She was also 1000 times sexy even trying to be all covered up
 
See bruh.... Let that happen to a nigga down in his luck who already feeling like "fuck it".... Amazing bounce back.... That's like top tier mid life crisis shit... I'm going in. 🤷🏿‍♂️
 
Duwop said:
Since you locked it mid post....

Also... Now that I'm in my 40's..... If i found myself single again... I'd 100% hook up with a retired porn star.

1. I know she won't be offended about getting tested.
2. I'm good on never remarrying or having any more kids.
3. Sex would be amazing.
4. I'd give 0 fucks if she got a better offer and decided to move on.

Shit would be an ideal rebound for whatever situation made me single again tbh. 🤔

Body count and sexual past is something young niggas and prudes worry about.
Click to expand...
giphy.gif
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top