nah forreal, man......what is yall insane fascination with Felix? Its like the Milinkovic-Savic mystique on steroids.
You hear all these tall-tales about them, but when you watch them for yourself, there's nothing that impressive about them
Lets take his horrendous Chelsea stint out of it (even tho Enzo was still dropping 8/10 every match regardless)
They say he's a goal scorer, but his numbers are basically Pulisic's
They say he's a creator, but his assists are severely lacking
They show you all these comps of him driving into space with some flashy dribbles, but they cut it off at the part where he's crowded out by defenders cuz he refused to play a runner in.
Nah, what kinda voodoo is he using on yall? I gotta know
