You Come To My Spot.... We F@#k'N

[Sam Crooke]

Ladies and gents...
What the rules is when you have company of the opposite sex? Do you wait after they visit a couple of times?

 

[Sam Crooke]

I close the deal at the front door. Hey timeout for moment...

Sometimes I just wanna be held. I love the feel of a woman. Just rubbing her down and shit.

 

[EleanorDeWitt]

Yea I wouldn't invite a dude over if I thought he would try and smash. You meet those niggas in public

 

[Sam Crooke]

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Yea I wouldn't invite a dude over if I thought he would try and smash. You meet those niggas in public

I recall one time when I was invited over to an old classmate's apartment. This was when I had a late class. Something was telling no the whole time in my head. Now I never talked to her in class before but one night she approach me on some "hey classmate, hey classmate". Class is already over and I'm trying to get home. But she grabs my arm in pulls me in her direction, talking bout walk me to my car.

During this walk she talking about herself I believe but I wasn't paying no mind until she asked, wanna come over. First thing in my head is thinking "damn I just met you", but hey it was late. The fucked up thong was I wale her to car to bitch did not offer to drop me off at my car. 8 m walking back to my car and she following me.

Okay fast Fouad we at her spot she goes to change. He I am on the coach thinking she just wanted to "study". Man this hoe came out butt nakit. She had the hairiest bush I ever seen in my life. Okay well I followed her in her room and there's two beds. I'm thinking oh she gotta roommate. She says don't worry my son's not home. This girl kid was 8 years old.

 

[Sam Crooke]

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Do you ever get with non-ratchet women? I say this with care.

Is cool to smash a ratchet every now and then. ;;;;;

 

[Sam Crooke]

But I'm trying to get all of it out cause when I find that one. She gonna be the one that gets all of Sammie

 

[Sam Crooke]

What is the ratchet to non-ratchet ratio?

Also... did her son catch you?

I kid you not I could not make this up but I do have a story where this one chick's baby did walk in on me lol

 

[Sam Crooke]

I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried

 

[Loquacious]

If you wanna fuck, then fuck. If you don't, you don't. Make your own rules.

 

[Sam Crooke]

What is the ratchet to non-ratchet ratio?

Last year I did okay I believe... kept it under 5 ratchets.

 

[Sam Crooke]

If you wanna fuck, then fuck. If you don't, you don't. Make your own rules.

Now does this mean you're dtf if you come to the spot or if he goes over to your spot

 

[Loquacious]

Now does this mean you're dtf if you come to the spot or if he goes over to your spot

If we on that level then yes.

 

[Sam Crooke]

If we on that level then yes.

First time, first night meeting? Absolutely no convo what so ever?

 

[Loquacious]

First time, first night meeting? Absolutely no convo what so ever?

Me, personally. I'm not going to no nigga house if we never had conversation or if we just met. That don't mean it ain't people out here doing it. That's how "one night stands" came about.

 

[Sam Crooke]

Me, personally. I'm not going to no nigga house if we never had conversation or if we just met. That don't mean it ain't people out here doing it. That's how "one night stands" came about.

What if....

What if it was the heat of the moment...

Would you have a one night stand

 

[Loquacious]

What if....

What if it was the heat of the moment...

Would you have a one night stand

Ain't no heat if I never spoke to the nigga before.

 

[Sam Crooke]

Ain't no heat if I never spoke to the nigga before.

Not even if he "looks good" to you?
I know ladies be eye raping niggas. The old women be doing that to me when I go to the store

 

[Loquacious]

Not even if he "looks good" to you?
I know ladies be eye raping niggas. The old women be doing that to me when I go to the store

He can look good all he want. It takes more than that to make me wanna give it up. I've eye raped a few men before. Looks don't mean shit if the person is dumb as hell.

 

[Sam Crooke]

Take these goats @KandyPants

 

[Sam Crooke]

He can look good all he want. It takes more than that to make me wanna give it up. I've eye raped a few men before. Looks don't mean shit if the person is dumb as hell.

Hmmm.... you single? Not for me just asking.