I had a bunch of short jokes lined up for this one...
Like:
@Chicity only likes titties cause he's eye level with every pair he's ever seen
Or:
@Chicity is in the Guinness world record for being the world's first nigga-midget or 'Nidget' if you will...
But all of that is just stuff we joke about on the daily.
I mean... Can we say that his arms are literally to short to box with God? Of course! But why go for the easy target?
Can we talk about him needing a step stool to climb into pussy?
Damn right, we can! We all think it, right?
But why go for the low blow like that?
Can he do jumping jacks under a table? Yes of course he can!
But that's the easy route to go...
Me? I'd rather talk about what a genuine friend he's been to me and how proud he makes the city he's from.
Before you got here, I told that nigga who I don't mention due to an abw restraining order that you were twice the poster he'd ever be.
Thanks for proving me right, fam.
