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She looks too damn scrawny.


No way in hell this girl can pull herself up onto a ledge with just her arms.

May as well just give the role to Gal Gadot’s frail ass
 
Jolie was pretty skinny too

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I actually don’t care what her body looks like all that much

Would it help if she was more toned? Yeah eh it’s not that big of a deal
 
Her body size isn't the issue

The horny toads are upset cause she don't have Lara or Angelinas titties
I know 🫵🏿are not accusing anyone of being a "horny toad". Mr #bluskyafterdark. Imma need you to sit this one out.
 
I know 🫵🏿are not accusing anyone of being a "horny toad". Mr #bluskyafterdark. Imma need you to sit this one out.
Oh, game recognize game b

I'm speaking from a place of understanding.... Not judging
 
Last chick that played Lara did a damn good job.

They whooped that Lara’s ass tho..



I didn’t like Jolie’s Lara Croft she lacked the physicality to do anything Lara related and it caused the movies action scenes to be chopped up like a mfer.

I think Lara needs a female equivalent to Harrison Ford or Tom Cruise, meaning someone that can act and is willing to seriously injure themselves for the perfect shot.
 
Last chick that played Lara did a damn good job.

They whooped that Lara’s ass tho..



I didn’t like Jolie’s Lara Croft she lacked the physicality to do anything Lara related and it caused the movies action scenes to be chopped up like a mfer.

I think Lara needs a female equivalent to Harrison Ford or Tom Cruise, meaning someone that can act and is willing to seriously injure themselves for the perfect shot.
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Sooo that's not skinny?
 
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