2026: Back to the randomness

[Golan]

Haven’t smoked in 42.8 hours. NBD. 2026 smoke free, that’s me. #Igotthis

 

[100blafys]

1. GTA 6 will be delayed again

2. I’m scared to watch any show because it will randomly switch to just some gay shit

3. Spider-Man and the New Avengers movie comes out later this year, I’ll watch when it comes out

4. Cardi B will have twins or be pregnant before this year ends

5. I gotta get in shape, because I’m tired of being skinny fat

6. Bernice Burgos, Maliah Micheal, Bria Myles will be 45+ this year, insane

7. I’m really going to buy McDonald’s tomorrow, hopefully for the last time

8. I was sick the last 3 weeks

9. What will be the wild and weird fucked up things the will stamp what will be remembered as 2026

10. Ten

 

[The question]

 

[konceptjones]

See bruh.... Let that happen to a nigga down in his luck who already feeling like "fuck it".... Amazing bounce back.... That's like top tier mid life crisis shit... I'm going in.

You gotta buy an old Corvette to go with her too. Thems the rules

 

[100blafys]

 

[Matt123]

Them goofs will continue to fuck with her… them rappers act like they can’t pull non industry thots.. my god damn recycled botched white girls.

Edit: if you insist.. getcha nut and dip or kick her the hell out.

 

[Duwop]

You gotta buy an old Corvette to go with her too. Thems the rules

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Pull up at my son's graduation party .. High fiving his friends while his mom is staring a hole thru my chest

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

They never have money when it comes to black ppl

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Now put the drugs down too

 

[konceptjones]

Now put the drugs down too

Whole shit would be inverted if they said "Percs/Zanies consumption by generation."

 

[100blafys]

Now put the drugs down too

Since Christmas I keep hearing about how no one is drinking. The news is wild, I’m happy that there are less drinkers, less drunk drivers, less people becoming alcoholics.

But you know

These mutha fathas are doing other drugs

 

[Playmaker88]

Nuked him

 

[The Lonious Monk]

They never have money when it comes to black ppl

Bro, San Francisco has almost 50K people. That would be a 250B payout. I don't think any city has that to give to such a small segment of their population. I don't see why they set such a high number.

 

[Golan]

Now put the drugs down too

What percentage of Gen Z can even buy alcohol legally, though?

 

[100blafys]

What percentage of Gen Z can even buy alcohol legally, though?

individuals born between 1997 and 2012

Half of them, lmfao

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[Elzo69Renaissance]

Bro Prolly dropped the lo on Tupac

 

[L.L.R.J.]

Bro Prolly dropped the lo on Tupac

Yea

30 years later when snoop is in his 50s

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Now put the drugs down too

 

[Matt123]

Cause they’re addicted to the vaping and more drugs now

 

[Dwayne]

Family Matters and Taylor Made is top tier diss of all time



I know yall about to come for me sooooo