2023/2024 Football Thread ⚽️

[Englishdude]

Sky sports interviewing pro golfers for football punditry? Gtfoh

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

As much as the Dutch Bruce Willis doing a madness would benefit us, I can't see nothing but Yanited getting absolutely thunderfucked today

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

We in Havertz’s good month, huh?

Havertz is for life, not just for Xmas

 

[DNB1]

Please don’t concede early,

I beg of you man…

I hate Anfield more than any other ground.

 

[Nope]

They out for blood
Edit: this is going to be so ugly

 

[toheeb27]

#freeMOUNT

 

[DNB1]

Mount still on the injury list.

 

[toheeb27]

#freeMOUNT

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Think you’ll lead first half then battered second half.

3-1

Lol I feel like United gonna be fighting for their lives the youngers gonna be playing w some pride

I can see a draw * crosses fingers*

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Dunno where Hoijland service is coming from tho, both his wisemen prefer shooting over passing

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#FreeSancho

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Antony still fighting i see...

 

[DNB1]

In the spirit of being down with the new generation of kids, this whole experience is very traumatic for me and I find myself being “triggered” at every pass of the ball.

 

[Englishdude]

Antony still fighting i see...

Guys a fucking bellend, carries the arrogance of a world class player but should be in a barbers doing kick ups with a fumbled pair of hair clippers. Trash.

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Mainoo gotta watch himself now...

Could be a long day for him or an early bath!

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Onana did his job on vvd header

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Please don’t concede early,

I beg of you man…

I hate Anfield more than any other ground.

You say that but the first goal in the 7 nil mauling came at 43mins.

Remaining 6 were in the second half...straight capitulation!

 

[dontdiedontkillanyone]

What's the point in Yanited buying Onana if they're too shit scared of playing it out the back? I've said it before but Yanited have done nothing but set him up to fail. Might as well have kept De Gea

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Just got home

Makes me smile to see that it’s still 0-0

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Wait we still paying this dude? Why did I think he was suspended without pay

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

Mainoo gotta watch himself now...

Could be a long day for him or an early bath!

Add Amrabat to that list