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Had to listen to that 7AM shit again.

Two things:

1) Fuck the subs at this point. We all know this is about Kanye. Name a name and stop trying to be coy.

2) No bars should come to ANYBODY’S door till he gets back to Pusha first. Shits cowardly, picking on a producer nigga and not another REAL rapper.
 
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Had to listen to that 7AM shit again.

Two things:

1) Fuck the subs at this point. We all know this is about Kanye. Name a name and stop trying to be coy.

2) No bars should come to ANYBODY’S till he gets back to Pusha first. Shits cowardly picking on a producer nigga and not another REAL rapper.
I mean shit,he lost and took the L.

he knew he didn't have anything.

he didn't want the smoke and now all Pusha gotta do is creatively talk about how he already beat his ass to win again.

he has thrown Ye's name in a rap before with that poll jab.
 
It’s about what I expected from Drake. Some good singles, some meh lines, some filler ass songs, & some shit to good features. I dunno why people expect anything more or less from this man. He on cruise control. A shame his cruise control more celebrated by the masses than you and I favorite rappers top speed…. but fuck it. Maybe it’s cuz I’m 34 now and I just don’t got the energy to give a fuck about this game like I used to lol.

I give it a 3.5 out of 5
 
I dont like to bang niggas younger than me


You prefer them older, huh?

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Niggas always make shit up they want to hear diffirent. They want to hear ur fantasy.. Smh

The nigga said younger ppl as I answered ye I dont know older niggas who listen to Drake.. Which I meant.. I only bang older niggas as Blast aka Listen.. smh
 
Had to listen to that 7AM shit again.

Two things:

1) Fuck the subs at this point. We all know this is about Kanye. Name a name and stop trying to be coy.

2) No bars should come to ANYBODY’S door till he gets back to Pusha first. Shits cowardly picking on a producer nigga and not another REAL rapper.

This ain't a 1 sided beef. You got Pusha who has had a weird obsession with Drake for a decade simply because in his own words he "signed to YM"...Ye who is so paranoid Drake is fucking his ex wife he done lost his mind. At this point addressing 1 is addressing both of them.
 
Ok. Finally finished it:

There's a reason why I don't hold Aubrey in regards to Nas, Hov, and even K-Dot. Their music is timeless. Drake's main issue is he makes music for the moment. None of those tracks have any real staying power. We know what albums like Reasonable Doubt and The Blueprint do. We know what Illmatic, Stillmatic, It Was Written do. I could play all of Good kid/maad city and To Pimp A Butterfly right now, and it would still hit just as hard as it did back in 2009 and 2013. None of Aubrey's shit has that feeling. A track here and there stays as a single, but when was the last time he put out an entire project that you could play 12-18 months later? Exactly.

This album will fall right into that trap. True Hip-Pop shit, this is. And unless I plan on spending 90% of the next three months either in my car or in the club, this album will wear off real quick.

It did start off with a fury of bars on "Champagne Poetry" and even "Papi's Home" (even if this arrogance is horribly misguided), but then it loses luster. Girls Wants Girls even with Lil' B, is skippable. So is In the Bible. Mostly because these beats are mind-numblingly repetitive. Even "Love All" with Hov gets a bit irritating. Way 2 Sexy is hilarious, so I'll let that one ride. Like I said, I respect that "Get Throwed" sample on the first part of "N 2 Deep." Pipe Down is meh. Now, he does get some redeeming points for "No Friends", "Knife Talk", and the Ye-directed "7AM on Bridle Path." Outside of the standout track "You Only Live Twice", most of the lyrics and the beats are forgettable, and really don't do much.

Scores:

Lyricism - 8/10

Production - 5/10

Album Cohesiveness - 9/10

Replay Value - 4/10

Overall: 6.5/10

Look man: it's hard to deny what influence this dude has on the new generation, but it's even harder to crown this guy King of Hip-Hop when album sales are his greatest selling point. That makes him more LL Cool J than Biggie. And that's his lane: he's a musical superstar; almost like a male Taylor Swift at this point. However, in the lane of Bars and Beats, this jawn simply doesn't hold up. I suspect the world will do what it always does with a Drake album: praise it the first two weeks, reference it the next month, then two months later, you might hear 2-3 songs on the radio and that's it.

I cannot, in good conscience, give the title of "best Hip-Hop artist" to someone who makes throwaway club music for 85% of their catalogue. Call me an old head, call me a snob, call me a lame even.....but make you check the other artists with their names etched in the Top 10 all time. Then tell me their music didn't transcend time and the culture. Until Aubs does this, he can be the single King....but that's the only crown he's getting. There's waaaaaaay too much filler here, which is the story of Aubs's albums, and the story of Certified Lover Boy.

In the battle of Donda vs. Certified Lover Boy, the winner is.........King's Disease II.


Favorite Tracks: Champagne Poetry, You Only Live Twice, No Friends In the Industry
 
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Ok. Finally finished it:

There's a reason why I don't hold Aubrey in regards to Nas, Hov, and even K-Dot. Their music is timeless. Drake's main issue is he makes music for the moment. None of those tracks have any real staying power. We know what abums like Reasonable Doubt and The Blueprint do. We know what Illmatic, Stillmatic, It Was Written do. I could play all of Good kid/maad city and To Pimp A Butterfly right now, and it would still hit just as hard as it did back in 2009 and 2013. None of Aubrey's shit has that feeling. A track here and there stays as a single, but when was the last time he put out an entire project that you could play 12-18 months later? Exactly.

This album will fall right into that trap. True Hip-Pop shit, this is. And unless I plan on spending 90% of the next three months either in my car or in the club, this album will wear off real quick.

It did start off with a fury of bars on "Champagne Poetry" and even "Papi's Home" (even if this arrogance is horribly misguided), but then it loses luster. Girls Wants Girls even with Lil' B, is skippable. So is In the Bible. Mostly because these beats are mind-numblingly repetitive. Even "Love All" with Hov gets a bit irritating. Way 2 Sexy is hilarious, so I'll let that one ride. Like I said, I respect that "Get Throwed" sample on the first part of "N 2 Deep." Pipe Down is meh. Now, he does get some redeeming points for "No Friends", "Knife Talk", and the Ye-directed "7AM on Bridle Path." Outside of the standout track "You Only Live Twice", most of the lyrics and the beats are forgettable, and really don't do much.

Scores:

Lyricism - 8/10

Production - 4/10

Album Cohesiveness - 9/10

Replay Value - 5/10

Overall: 6.5/10

Look man: it's hard to deny what influence this dude has on the new generation, but it's even harder to crown this guy King of Hip-Hop when album sales are his greatest selling point. That makes him more LL Cool J than Biggie. And that's his lane: he's a musical superstar; almost like a male Taylor Swift at this point. However, in the lane of Bars and Beats, this jawn simply doesn't hold up. I suspect the world will do what it always does with a Drake album: praise it the first two weeks, reference it the next month, then two months later, you might hear 2-3 songs on the radio and that's it.

I cannot, in good conscience, give the title of "best Hip-Hop" artists to someone who makes throwaway club music. Call me an old head, call me a snob, call me a lame even.....but make your you check the other artists with their names etched in the Top 10 all time. Then tell me their music didn't transcend time and the culture. Until Aubs does this, she can be the single King....but that's the only crown he's getting. There's waaaaaaay too much filler here, which is the story of Aubs's albums.

In the battle of Donda vs. Certified Lover Boy, the winner is.........King's Disease II.

The final line of your review is exactly how I feel lol.
 
What's funny about Drake and the album overall is the complaint about the rapping or lack thereof is also done while saying the songs where Drake really raps are the best. Niggas we all respect as top tier lyricists are praying the fuck out of 7 Am, You Only Live Twice and they do that with any song Drake decides to really rap on and i think that's why he gets a pass from so many. Because it's clear when he decides to he can sit there with some of the best. He just seems to have gone the "if skills sold truth be told I'd probably be Talib Kweli" angle for his entire career and not just for an album or two
 
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