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I know this about myself, figured it out a long time ago. I have seemingly illogical shit that I won't tolerate.
Example?
Quarantine bae: sorry about the fight last night. Let me make it up to you. Come over and wear that thing I like...
Me: Yes sir *arrives as instructed*
QB: *designing his shoes on GTA* oh btw my neighbor wants to come over and use my wifi. I let her and her kids come over from time to time to play their games and do homework. Is that ok with you?
Me: *rolling blunt already agitated and frustrated* This is your place, so that's your decision.
QB: Great! I'll call her now...*calls her* yeah you can come over but my girl is here... No no no, she said it's cool, come on.
Me: so how long y'all been fuckin? I've met all your family and friends but somehow the one that comes over here 'all the time' I've never met...
QB: it's not even like that we just friends!
Neighbor with kids arrive, kids run to QBs bedroom to play their games and the neighbor comes in the front room to smoke with me and QB...
QB to me: I ordered some food but I put pickup instead of delivery by accident, would you mind running to get the food? I don't usually leave her in my house alone like that...
Me: what did you order? I didn't even tell you what I wanted.
QB: a family meal for everybody
Me:. ... Bet...
*Picks up food, takes it home to my own family*
*Sends text ending it*
Got me saying shit I don't even mean like fuck you, her, and them kids...
If y'all got petty break up stories, feel free to share. I had to vent real quick.
