I think in the NBA your Power forward or center has to be a closed gay man. For you to have a potent backcourt.
I think in the MLB, your best relief pitcher has to be someone that needs a PR person with them at all times.
I think in the NFL, at least one of your defensive backs has to be extremely zesty but no one ever knows because he never does interviews and has zero social footprint
And to think I’m the WNBA, at least one player on the squad has to be super sheltered. And the team baby