PLAYSTATION Ghost of Yotei

Added to Calendar: 10-02-25

My fuck you list so far in this game.

Oni.......fuck that nigga mane. He beat my ass for a good 30-45min

Bears.........in the new area there's a bamboo chopping block area. Well soon as you walk up to it 2 yes 2 fucking bears pop up out of nowhere and fuck you up unprovoked. Them fuck ass bears kicked my ass for a minute.
 
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Bruh I ain’t even fought oni yet I struggled with kitsune bitch ass
I plan on going after him tonight. My health bar is almost maxed out spear, katana and dual blades are maxed out as well and I got that big ass sword as well. Got the undying armor and the bounty armor for perfect parrys so I'm going to start doing more of the story.
 
I plan on going after him tonight. My health bar is almost maxed out spear, katana and dual blades are maxed out as well and I got that big ass sword as well. Got the undying armor and the bounty armor for perfect parrys so I'm going to start doing more of the story.

Just got the undying armor today my nigga. Can’t wait to get off work
 
Might be recency bias, but I’m feeling this one slightly more than the first.

Fucking bear caught me slipping and threw my ass off a mountain…lol

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Accidentally getting scripted into a long-ass mission just because you walked into the wrong spot is the worst. I really wanted to upgrade all my shit but got sucked into this lighthouse battle which might be the most annoying fight of the whole game.
 
The worst is when I kill like 50 motherfuckers and then start rubbing my hands together like birdman about to get my loot goblin on but then I get hit with a damn cutscene and all that's left when it's over is some useless weapons in the ground and empty sake bottles.

I'm not running a goddamn charity here. I need those gun parts, kid.
 
Washed his disciples before I even did the second boss only had like 4 spirit balls (pause)

Took his punk ass fade on the beach no problem… on that mountain tho?! Gaaaaaddamn! Spent a hour getting one shotted because my pride is a muthafucka

I ain’t see homie again until after the Oni and picked up the revival skill and charm of futunoshi(?)… whatever the shit that make parries easier

Still took me like another hour to even get to the part of the fight where shit get cold and shrink your health bar… like nigga!!! I almost turned down the difficulty on his ass. I got his bitch ass tho


That “unblockable, disarm, unblockable” combo was giving me the blues, man. Finally figured out to just triangle/circle Everytime he do it to interrupt instead of trying to dodge

Parrying the shit outta everybody now after that. Shit kind of a breeze
 
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